very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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