We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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