She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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