she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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