Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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