At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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