Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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