After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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