And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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