how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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