It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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