It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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