I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
