well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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