I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I had to cum in my sink.
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