your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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