How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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