I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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North Korea, Best Korea!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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