I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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