STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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