Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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