I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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