i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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