The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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