I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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