is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
