I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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