just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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