do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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