So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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