can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
why do cheetos always look like penises
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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