Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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