I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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