Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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