do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
