I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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