omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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