Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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