I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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