dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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