I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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