so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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