"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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