you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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