Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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