he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Randomize
