Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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NoShamevember. You game?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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