Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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