so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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