I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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