seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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