How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
