Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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