We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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