you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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