I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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